IT'S December 25, Christmas day… After a five day delay in Europe because of heavy snow ( the equivalent you might get from a sprinkling from a slightly opened, half empty box of icing sugar), the captain is announcing from the cockpit that he requests 15 minutes more to try to fix the airplane so we can fly.
To be clear, this flight was initially delayed over an hour because Frankfurt wouldn't let them fly in from London (something about an unclean runway) and now is up to an additional hour because "something" seems to be broken.
This has been an interesting observation in how the immediate world around copes with change, adaptation and torment.
Suprisingly, those that seem best able to cope with it are the oldest ones around me. There have been two incidents of near throttling of service staff and both have come from individuals under the age of 30.
I'm wondering from the look on the faces of many however if there isn't a little anger supression going on in the 30 – 50 year range.
Ohhh look, they are bringing us treats to calm us down. And smart on them, there's chocolate in one of the treats. That will affect our emotion (it's clinically proven… they've given out chocolate at the closing time of Bars in London and managed to cut down post partying vandalism by 30%). Do they know that's what theyre doing? I don't think so.
I think they are just trying to give us stuff to make us less angry. Hard to keep a frown when you accept a gift, even a small one.
I say that they're not aware of this because their first offering was fizzy drinks… caffeine and sugar which no doubt gave people a little buzz to fight with. (I was sleeping when the pop came by as were many but the little sip of coke that I eventually grabbed has me up and buzzing and ready to riot with everyone else).
SO… the captain came back, noting that he was 2 minutes over his requested 15 minutes and said that they have to switch over a couple computers and if it doesn't fix the message, then "it will be a long delay"…
Really? from 5 1/2 days up to 5 1/4 days. Actually what he hinted at near the end of his message was that rescheduling flights for "TOMMORROW" will become the next issue…
So the children are running around. They are fine. The old people are falling asleep or reading. And most of the young people are laughing or angrily rubbing their heads and packing their carry on so they can be the first ones off.
Now I'm Just writing to write. Can't remember or care what my purpose is.
When you can't do anything about the world that is doing things to you then you are in a world of torment.
Traffic
Political insanity
Death
Ageing
But there's something nice in a situation like this when you accept it and look (sometimes very hard) for the good side.
I was actually pretty happy to have the oppurtunity to spend a relaxed Christmas in Germany and not around the regular North American commercialism.
There's that link with Buddhism and Impro again. Non-attachment. Don't hold onto the desire. Let go of the story in your mind. See what the story is NOW.
The story is that NOW I am being given this chance to write a little note when otherwise I would have been too"busy" moving from one activity to another.
So… it's OK… for now. But I'm ready to jump into the rebellion if it seems like it might be a fun role to play.
Hmmm that reminds me of a phrase from the writing of Carlos Castaneda books that I read as a teenager – "Controlled Folly". Some Buddhists might say that there's no reason to be upset because it does nothing to move you forward but, the 'enlightened hero' of the book said that sometime we choose the folly for our own entertainment.
We are creatures of emotions. Capable of a wide range SOOO why not feel them AND why not understand that we CAN control them when we want. It's not an issue with being angry or sad,it's an issue with the Anger or the Saddness or any emotion BEING us. We are lost to it if we let it become us.
You know you can turn the movie that you watch on or off. You can choose to watch the comedy or the tragedy. You know that the outcome will occur and you can enjoy the ride that it gives you.
Can we learn the lesson of our desire to experience life vicariously in movies and apply it to life. Can we actually take the same appreciation of life we get from watching a tragedy and apply that feeling to the true tragedies we have in life. bahhh… hard.
Anyway… Mr Pilot says he hasn't forgotten us. Says wait a minute and he will have the full story…? Whatever that means.
Who has the full story?
Ohhhh now he explains that the de-icing fluid has probably got into the wing mechanisims and they have to bring in the ENGINEERS… and we are given a choice (which is good tactic to give us some control)…
Choice one – get off the plane, they will dig out our luggage then deal with German passport control.
Choice two… get this… Stay on board with our friendly pilot while they try to fix this… which… might take…. up to….. THREE HOURS.
And he says he is willing to stay for three hours with us (thank you my friend) but at that point they will not be legally aloud to fly.
Ohhhhh… the lid is off and like dominoes people set each other off. Many people move to the door. One guy holding a baby asks in a tense tone "Why they couldn't they have made this announcement two hours ago…"
Now this looks at unfulfilled promises. On stage if you set up an expectation and don't fulfill it, the audience is very unhappy.
This audience is very unhappy.
And interestingly enough, where people smile or make a joke, others follow. Where people raise voices and furl eyebrows so too do those around them. It's easy to act like a mob.
The one girl rushing to the door angrily says, "This is how I spend my christmas holidays – IN AN AIRPORT". Expectations and desires unfulfilled creating torment and drama. (I'm not judging. I feel bad for her. I'm just observing the movie).
ohhhhhhhhhh Now the boarder police won't let the passengers off until they can ensure that they go through a particular gate (or if they were poodles, jump through the right hoop!)
Now the announcements are coming from a different voice.. and the voice will only speak German. That's another way of isolating someone: limit communication.
When the problem heats up, there's the inevitable group connection – WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER – AGAINST THE SAME FOE!!! and communication occurs between the allies but the 'foes' grow more distant with weakening communication and misunderstanding..
THe initial contact between strangers is usually quite nice. Smiles on faces and comisseration in the shared torment but then it seems that whoever has stronger status most strongly affects the emotion of that particular group.
Ohhhh the german police still haven't arrived (Mr. Pilot has come back. It seems he has defeated the evil German speaking villain who took over his microphone- AND I am guessing was the cause of the problem with the airplane in the first place.)
OK… a different voice. The Steward with a weak, non-authoritive voice (trying to sound like the authority – he so looks up to Mr Pilot) says the police are ready. Those who want to get off the plane can go…
The exodus begins. I so hope the parents of the child want to go.
Now…
it is the last of the survivors. AND the last scavengers. Possibly 100 people left on the plane where there were closer to 300. Occasionally passengers sneak back to their seats with big smiles on their faces after scavenging the galley and bringing back crackers or a pudding (the 60 year old woman who stole 6 fruit deserts and gave them to the people around her was quite a hero.)
Everyone who comes back holding a couple cans of pop or biscuits holds them in a way that weakly hides them but you can tell who the theives are because each one has a unique and big smile.
Like children who have gotten away with something they've done wrong they seem a little boastful and also there's something in the face that might say to a parent who could catch them – "don't punish me, I am a happy sweet creature".
I went the honest route (as most people did) and ASKED for some cola (thought the caffeine would help my headache) but there was none left. I noticed a gingerale and she gave it to me. The girl behind asked for one as well but I got the last one so, I gave it to the girl and took a different drink. Not to tout my own good deed but that miniscule little 'good' had extra power and made nicer feeling around because of the contrast of the situation we were in. Contrasts are interesting in situations of strain or struggle. Crumbs are feasts to those who haven't eaten in a week.
An experiment that I wanted to do was to ask the poor stewardess how she was doing. As you can imagine all the problems are her fault in the eyes of those who are being tortured by circumstance.
The interesting response was "what?"
I knew I was loud enough. I knew that she was an english speaker… and an idea that came to mind was that she had a hard time hearing what was not in the circle of expecations.
The questions she'd been experienceing were: What is going on? When are we going? Why is life treating me so poorly? So, future questions should have a similar tone, right? When the comment is concern for her emotional state, it's too far out of the circle for immediate comprehension.
Like a story. We move too far out of the circle of what is possible and something in the mind of the audience "cannot hear".
So now… Beer and wine is starting to flow.
The remaining people are a different breed. They are throwing chocolates at a makeshift basketball hoop, drinking beer and wine, talking to people they haven't met before and generally enjoying themselves.
And guess what?
Mr Pilot says they have fixed the problem. As you can guess… the extreme strain is lifted, the promise and hope which had been fading was realised against all odds… and the emotions of the survivors erupts into cheers…
But then – not another problem. Not yet anyway, but those who were let off, start streaming back onto the plane as the pilot speaks. Their faces are not like everyone elses faces who stayed. Their faces are frustrated and annoyed with the insanity and the flying chocolate.
It's a funny story to watch.
Chaos here…
The others who have come back on are scaveging our food. And now they are happy to be part of the mess. But really do they deserve what we fought for…
Staff just went through everyone's online baggage now to make sure we don't have anything dangerous left on board.
I'm hungry. I didn't get one of the pirated sandwhiches or solid foods.
The staff are smiling in the corner and hugging each other a little. I think they are happy they made it through their own story.
Hmmm maybe I have some chocolate in my coat.
Mmm chocolate.
Another wave of passengers returns. They are in a worse mood than the first. It's all about community and they were most out of the community, fighting alone, stuck in their own worlds.
And they cause mose problems when they are back fighting for their original seats… (as if ANYONE is sitting in their own seat anymore. OK I am… I haven't left my seat. Welll once. Twice. Still, it's my seat! STAY AWAY!!!)
So… it looks like I have deffinitely missed my connecting flight to Calgary. Poor stewardess seems so hurt by that information. I hate to cause her such pain. She tells me there will be hotels for us and staff waiting to help when we arrive. She pats my back as I walk away. She's Spanish. Spanish people are like that.
Well…. the battery is low and the story goes on. I hate to close the computer but I want to save my power for what comes next!
7 hours late and we are finally on the aerial road. One final delay as they picked through our bags to get rid of the the 12 pieces that belonged to the 14 people who didn't rejoin us. My thought is they probably got a few extra pieces just for good measure to torture one or two more people when we get to London without their christmas presents and underwear.
Lidia, the head of the cabin crew seems like family and says we will all remember this christmas and regardless of how it's worked out, merry christmas she wishes us all. Also, she says we are flying as fast as we can. (we are shaving seconds off of our hours of lateness!)
When the plane started moving there were cheers. When the crew showed us how to attach our seatbelts there were cheers and yells to "put on the vest". When the accompanying video broke down there was a sad moan from the audience. I've never seen anyone pay so much attention to the flight safety talk. And there were smiles from the crew as they displayed the exits, confirmed how to use the air masks and life vests.
And then more cheers as we were up in the air. There were some jokes about the strange sounds and less cheers and finally we smoothed out the flying.
I'm suprised that they are serving us something to drink… I thought we drank it all. But it's all free. Lots of booze beer and champagne.
So where was I… Yes, I was in a plane for 7 hours in Frankfurt. Got to London and the hour long line up at passport control was not so bad, knowing that a nice warm meal and Bed were waiting for me compliments of British Airways.
So after the Passport control… Ahhh yes, the bus. Before the passport control was a fairly long line which I was lucky enough to be near the front of and people helping those who missed their flights. BUT… these were no ordinary people… OH noooo… These were BRITISH PEOPLE with sympathetic tones in proper polite voices that would make the kindest grandparents seem vulgar and mean spirited.
I almost wanted to applogize to short grey haired British Airways Service Attendant, Victor for taking up any more of his time than was necessary. And so many choices to make.
Do you want to leave at 16:10 or 15:00 tomorrow? British Airways or Air Canada?
Whatever the earlier flight is. That's Air Canada? Well then I will do that – (do I notice a dimming of the lights in Victors eyes).
Would you like a complimentary overnight package of necessities? Do you want to pick up your luggage to take to the airport or shall we shuffle it along to the next flight?
Hmm a thought strikes me. If you send my luggage over to Air Canada is there a bigger chance that the luggage will get lost?
It's funny how he doesn't answer but just swallows. So I ask, Do you think it would be better to stick with British (ohhh there's that spark in the eyes). Of course, I agree as much to save me the stress of potentially lost luggage as well as to bring some light back into the eyes of my friend Victor.
Victor smiles and changes all the plans and adds, "I'll move you up to the front section – world traveller"
At first I think it's a term of endearment but then understand that's what they call the first 10 rows. "WORLD TRAVELLER".
So Victor and I part company and my 7 hours in an airplane and a 2nd missed flight home…
And the piste d' resistance and what I have been waiting for all these 3 months of travel??? Extra leg room, fancy headphones, priority seating and the slightly disdainful glances but also partially jealous looks from other passengers wondering what I did to deserve such a posh spot on the plane. I heard though that the safest spot is just over the wing. Ahhhh damn safety, I have LEG ROOM!